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Canada Girl Wallpaper

The long awaited Canada Girl wallpaper is finally here!

Aw poor Kim!

Looks like the sun doesn't approve of her sex tape either. Take that Kim! I guess falling asleep in the sun with shades isn't the latest hip thing to do. Actually knowing how the media strikes its crowd, it might just be the next summer trend!

TLE-TV Official HD (1080) Wallpaper

Download link for full quality pic: http://i41.tinypic.com/2808oxl.jpg

Epic

Truly Epic. What company logos will be like after the recession.

Sexy Science-ology! In-the-making

Canada Girl swiftly cocks her gun.

Here at TLE we've decided to move towards a more sophisticated kind of comedy; essentially satire. We're still deciding on which direction to take for our first round of videos, but we've got a short movie in the making, which is fantastic!

Our latest spoof 'Sexy Science-ology' is our attempt at entertaining viewers with factual information.

Fortunately for our fans, we're now looking to expand production in order to come out with more movies, more often.

Yes this was a sort of pointless ramble, but hey.

-the TLE team.

Behind the Scenes; Updates

Canada Girl making faces. Blooper caught on candid.

Canada Girl looks back at regular old lady, walking.

Canada Girl is indecisive of what to do. Old lady mocks her in background.

An update on what we've been doing:

1. We've unfortunately encountered some negative feedback on the Canada Girl & Stewie's Trip, therefore part 2, which was already shot, will not be aired.

2. We have fortunately started a new shortmovie / music video (it's a movie, with no speech content, only music). It's our way of pioneering a new genre of movie.

3. We are shooting and editing a new parody. It will be called: Scienceology (not Scientology due to trademark infringement purposes).

So enjoy the rest of our 'behind the scenes' cuts, and cheers!

Canada Girl prepares to run from 'trippy old grandma'.

-the TLE team

NEEDLES found in HOT DOGS?!

A Canada Girl Report

Thanks to everyone for their support!

Toady's top story comes from Guelph, Ontario, where inside a shop, needles up to 5cm in length were discovered wedged inside Canada's greatest sin; the HOT DOG!

I guess this would be a great way to protest all the over-consumption that occurs here in Canada. I mean, per capita, we consume the most electricity in the world and our food consumption numbers are also off the charts.

But if you're a supporter of, well... killing people, you should die in a hole! =) There's other solutions dipshit.

Conversely, if you're normal, you'll agree with me when I say *asshole-who-sabotages-food* should have a taste of his own hot-dogs. 

I mean, how gruesomely ill can you possibly be... 

It's not like he didn't know it was bad and goes around saying:

"MMM they're just the way ma used to make em; extra prickly!"

So, to end on a pleasant note: 

Mr.Dipshit should stick those needles someplace the sun don't shine! =)

Click below for the:

Original Story HERE

-Canada Girl

Calgary Man Bursts in Flames

Apparently, a man drowned himself in gasoline, and set himself on fire in downtown Calgary. 

This truly gives the Calgary "Flames" a whole nother meaning. Upon paramedics' arrival, someone told reporters "I was very scared because all of his body is in flames." [direct quote]

No shit Sherlock! Also, don't newspapers in Calgary have some sort of... oh I don't know, EDITORS!? Re-read that quote if you don't understand.

People suspect the reason he set himself ablaze was because he was being deported. 

Great going Einstein, now you'll be deported along with some charges for public disturbance, arson, and many others. It appears if he'd used his brain ahead of time, he firstly wouldn't be getting deported, and secondly wouldn't have had to suffer from 3rd degree burns as a consequence.

Congrats, you've made: Mr. Dipshit of the day!

Original article HERE.

-TL.Essence

Photoshop Background Collection!

As a son of famous Julio Iglesias, Enrique is about to hit the top charts as this Latin Pop artist dishes out new songs.
















Thank God Chris Brown wasn't chasing me for doing this! Ri Ri looks just as gorgeous as ever!

Hey Elisha, where'd Jay and Tyler go? Chances are you've scared them away. Well, looks like they've ditched you, but there'll always be a spot for you here... Ok, so it's more like you ditched them since you became a one-time Maxim model. But we loved the girl next door!

You probably know her as Carrie from King of Queens, or 'that girl that came out of nowhere during the last season of Saved by the Bell', but she is more than that. Stunning Leah Remini glows hot in this photoshop by C.G.

She is definitely in the spotlight of media attention right now. This wallpaper goes to show you how hot she really can be! (We're not saying she's ugly, we just take pride in C.G.'s photoshop skills)

Claudia Lynx (Shaghayegh) is also known as the Persian Goddess and is as stunning as beauty gets. Ummm... err.. well you know what we mean! Hell you don't have to read it to know it!

What can we say about Anna Tatangelo except... *silence*.

Oh, sorry I saw the picture again and forgot what I was going to say, just... enjoy!

You'd be a fool not to save this to your wallpaper collection. Seriously.

What are you waiting for? Go on, do it (it's FREE!).

DJ Essence, TL.Essence's former alias. He was once an avid DJ, now he likes to chill behind the scenes and make the magic happen (notice how I didn't say 'where the magic happens', but 'make the magic happen'. Yes, MAKE!)

-Canada Girl (CG)

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Welcome!

Please give Canada Girl a warm welcome; she is the newest member of our team!

As you can see she's holding our trademark, the "Essence".

She is the type of girl who loves when people favorite, comment and rate her videos!

Trust me, it's a huge motivating factor!
View our YouTube for lots of great movies!

and Stay Tuned!

-the TLE team