Calgary Man Bursts in Flames

Apparently, a man drowned himself in gasoline, and set himself on fire in downtown Calgary. 

This truly gives the Calgary "Flames" a whole nother meaning. Upon paramedics' arrival, someone told reporters "I was very scared because all of his body is in flames." [direct quote]

No shit Sherlock! Also, don't newspapers in Calgary have some sort of... oh I don't know, EDITORS!? Re-read that quote if you don't understand.

People suspect the reason he set himself ablaze was because he was being deported. 

Great going Einstein, now you'll be deported along with some charges for public disturbance, arson, and many others. It appears if he'd used his brain ahead of time, he firstly wouldn't be getting deported, and secondly wouldn't have had to suffer from 3rd degree burns as a consequence.

Congrats, you've made: Mr. Dipshit of the day!

Original article HERE.

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